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RE: 一个人的星巴克---每天感慨一点
外企趣事
- 有个鬼佬问偶一同事:“What's your Chinese name?"
"徐有根",同事答。
“What? Hi,boy, i am asking your Chinese name."
"Xu you geng"
"Ok, if you don't want to let me know.. Anyway bye, see you again."
原来把Xu you geng当“see you again" 了。
- 与老板去吃九寨沟火锅。上肥牛。
老板说:“这肥牛真的肥呀,一点瘦肉都没有。”
偶:“本来就叫肥牛呀!”
老板:“It might be female. Never have sports. No keep fit so fat."
- 有一GG总念不准"sheet",读成“shit"。有一次在老板们开会时候说:"there are five shits in the file. There are so many shits there." 鬼子们听的一头的包。
- 老板问偶你为什么还不开车上班呢?
偶说:"Often driving on highway is very dangerious,you know."
老板说:"Oh, yes I know. very dangerious to others."
- 在偶办公室里。正好A总监来报销。偶老板瞟一眼:“Woo,So expensive!”
A总监:“这次大老板来吃了龙虾。澳洲空运过来的龙虾。新鲜嘛当然贵了”
老板:“Can it run that moment? Did you double check?"
A总监两只食指头竖起来顶在头上,比划着认真地说:“是真的会跑的。”
- 因为做财务工作的,常做报表,财务同事们的外号是:X表哥、Y表妹、W表嫂、Z表叔之类。
- 一新西兰鬼子自我介绍到:"My name is Robin。”估计发音也有点山寨,比起美音和英音而言。
一牛人茫然嘟囔道:“裸奔?”
从此偶们就叫该鬼子裸奔了。
"裸奔,how are you today."
鬼子满脸阳光地说:"fine,thanks." |
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