一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人

jennyliu

刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 　　　　
前台小姐：“Hello.”
美国人：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
美国人：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？”
美国人：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look.all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go！”
美国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?”
美国人：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
美国人吐血而亡。。。

绿如蓝

好久以前看过这贴，迄今忍坚持认为，这位小姐的听力真的不赖 [M04]

toniful

I feel the American is a pig. He not see all people are playing. He has really no eye color [M14]

黑衣人

引用作者 toniful 于 2008-4-1发表的原文
I feel the American is a pig. He not see all people are playing. He has really no eye color [M14]

Toniful you really very cow~~ [M02]

nickczp

hehe, it looks so bogus, the lady know what he said but can not explain it well. it is impossible .

百草园

impossible is nothing.

The lady too much have cai

半生缘

I speak:this is a cow post!

toniful

引用作者 黑衣人 于 2008-4-1发表的原文
[quote]引用作者 toniful 于 2008-4-1发表的原文
I feel the American is a pig. He not see all people are playing. He has really no eye color [M14]

Toniful you really very cow~~ [M02][/quote]

Everyone cow is really cow [M14] [M36]

LEO 狮子座

you cai

小蜂子

[M04] very have cai!

呼啦啦啦

好有才，感觉前台小姐是在恶搞，故意整人家。 [M01]

系统怀疑我灌水

成功，走人！ [M41]

姓马名蜂窝

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

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楚楚

引用作者 姓马名蜂窝 于 2008-4-2发表的原文
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

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听风不是雨

[M04] 差点晕过去 [M05] 这位前台小姐超级的可爱！