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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph.Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese
who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replied! , "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain. [M01] [M01] [M01] [M01]
[本帖由jennyliu修改于2007-11-30 15:30:34] |
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