标题: English Joke: Letter from husband to wife [打印本页] 作者: slin 时间: 2006-11-4 11:05 标题: English Joke: Letter from husband to wife Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some extras.
5. Other expenses: 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me. I have remaining 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next coming months? Please advise!!!