标题: Learn English with smile! [打印本页] 作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-24 19:03 标题: Learn English with smile! Learn English with smile![吐舌][心仪] 该帖由: evens修改，时间 2004-3-24 下午10:54作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-24 19:04 标题: Re: Jokes in English Sharing the love
A COUPLE are walking in the park when they notice a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" asks the wife.
"Honey," replies the husband, "I don't even know that woman!"作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-24 19:08 标题: Re: Jokes in English Logic Reasoning
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-24 19:12 标题: Re: Jokes in English Taken for Granted
THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."
《旅游英语》教材的mp3
2002年5月第一版 高等教育出版社出版。
http://www.verycd.com/forum/t/20313.shtml作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-24 23:15 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! Q: How come your nose isn't twelve inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
foot既有"脚"，又有"英尺"的意思，而一英尺等于十二英寸。所以当句中问道"你的鼻子怎么不是十二英寸长呢？"，回答就是"因为那样的话它就会变成脚了"。
作者: yama 时间: 2004-3-25 19:18 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! 不知道为什么，我在公司这两个网址都能打开的，现在一个打不开一个乱码，根本没法看内容。还准备好今晚回了家就下载呢。[难过][我哭]作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-25 21:38 标题: Re: Learn English with smile!
那就在公司下载，再带回来[心仪][吐舌]作者: yama 时间: 2004-3-25 21:41 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! 刚才打开第二个网页了，还是下不了。[难过]作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-25 21:56 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
[吐舌]作者: evens 时间: 2004-3-25 21:58 标题: Re: Learn English with smile!
最初由yama发表 刚才打开第二个网页了，还是下不了。[难过]
好像要下载什么软件才可以。作者: evens 时间: 2004-12-14 20:03 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! Two Brothers
两兄弟
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."
两个小男孩想找他们的母亲帮忙。
"你去找她。"十岁的保罗说。
"不，"九岁的罗伊说，"你去，你比我更早认识她。"作者: evens 时间: 2004-12-14 20:05 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! Jim's History Examination
吉姆的历史考试
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个
可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。作者: evens 时间: 2004-12-14 20:06 标题: Re: Learn English with smile! 好就没有做功课了 [M24]
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