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作者: 兴高彩烈 时间: 2003-11-29 20:19
标题: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's
your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me
and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever
want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would
you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did
once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me ! sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

作者: 兴高彩烈 时间: 2003-11-29 20:19
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil
: "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we
don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other
colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam ! : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my
father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a
woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor :
"One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die
of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student
: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same
time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is
hand."

作者: 兴高彩烈 时间: 2003-11-29 20:19
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
[奸笑]

作者: chinablade 时间: 2003-12-2 00:30
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
Hello CC!

好久不见!!!

Thanks, they put a smile on my face today!

[奸笑]

作者: catter 时间: 2003-12-2 00:39
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
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作者: L66 时间: 2003-12-2 14:23
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

最初由chinablade发表
Hello CC!

好久不见!!!

Thanks, they put a smile on my face today!

[奸笑]

hey, chinablade! 真的好久不见！欢迎你有空经常来聊聊！[心仪]

作者: chinablade 时间: 2003-12-2 22:16
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

最初由L66发表
hey, chinablade! 真的好久不见！欢迎你有空经常来聊聊！[心仪]

你好L66!![害羞]

谢谢你!! 如果我有空,我试试...

我很想念你们和骏景.....
[我哭][我哭]

作者: 兴高彩烈 时间: 2003-12-8 22:51
标题: Re: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

最初由chinablade发表
Hello CC!

好久不见!!!

Thanks, they put a smile on my face today!

[奸笑]

It's such a pity that I don't see it till today!

Nice to hear from you. Hope to see you here frequently.

And, [奸笑], how about your Chinese? Catter complainted that you are too lazy to learn, right?[大兵]

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